Small signs on the tables at the Hotel Crandon made the claim that March is national nutrition month. We all read the cards while piling butter on pancakes and dunking sausages in syrup. The table quickly was divided into camps: Those that interpreted the card as saying we should eat more (the dessertarans) and those that claimed we should eat better (the diettishous). A third camp (the mortified), felt it strange to be taking pictures in restaurants and quickly fled the scene after eating.