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Monday, 6. March 2017 03:07 AM  Write a comment

Only the O' administration is allowed memory loss.
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Turn on/off the gas 
Tuesday, 7. February 2017 07:20 AM  Write a comment

If you are against pipelines as the left is. The do your part!
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Lefty Math 
Tuesday, 7. February 2017 01:13 AM  Write a comment

This math exercise will only take you about ten seconds. Amazingly, it really works and will reveal your all-time favorite movie.
I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities.
Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie.
DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math,
THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom.
You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is.
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3
3. Add 3
4. Multiply by 3 again
5. Your total will be a two-digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

Movie List:
1. Gone with the Wind
2. E.T
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5.. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9.. The Obama Farewell Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
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Here is an explanation 
Friday, 3. February 2017 07:06 AM  Write a comment

From an Oregon Resident

While I was getting a coffee, I overheard 7 young people (22-26 years old, 5 males, 2 female) who have been protesting in downtown Portland the last two nights.

I told them I was doing research and asked nicely if they would answer some questions. They were cool with it, so I sat down and went for it.

 Three voted. Of the four who didn't, none was registered to vote.

 None of them researched independently either candidate.

 All were for Hillary but preferred Bernie.

 Why the Democratic Candidate?
• "More things are taken care of."
• "Time to have a woman President."
• "Democrats aren't sexist or racist."

 Six of them live at home.

 All are under their parents insurance.

 Two have "real" jobs.

 Three aren't working, nor are they trying hard to find a job either.

 Parents pay for everything in their life or subsidize it.

 Six get money from mom or dad every month.

 Two have been on unemployment for 6+ months.

 One is at Portland State U, doesn't work, and parents pay for everything.

 All 7 said Trump is a racist/sexist. I asked to cite proof ... "That tape, man!"

 When I asked, as a man myself, “Have you ever said anything like that when you've
been hanging out with your buddies? All five males said "Yes."

 Would you say it if you knew you were on tape? All five answered "No."

 What's the difference? I asked. “You've all said bad stuff like that. Does
that mean you hate women and are a sexual predator?" Nothing. No answer.

 None could tell me how our government works ... they didn't know how
laws are passed, how the House of Representatives or the Senate work.

 None could explain how a bill is passed.

 Only one could tell me the difference between legal and illegal immigration.
One of them said, "Legal immigration is when you immigrate legally." Seriously.

 None could explain the purpose of the Electoral College or how it works.

In 10 minutes they felt they had explained everything. Nice kids ... but so ignorant. I know
some awesome, phenomenal young adults; but I'm afraid the majority are like these seven.
Too many participation trophies, too much coddling by parents and teachers.

In 1944 18 year-olds stormed the beach at Normandy into almost certain death.

In 2016 18-year-olds feel unsafe because words hurt their feelings.

This country is in deep ****!
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Another special Lefty 
Wednesday, 1. February 2017 06:50 AM  Write a comment

A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink, when he sees a guy close by wearing a TRUMP for President button, and two beers in front of him. He does not have to be an Einstein, to know that this guy, is a Republican. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican. Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him then says, 'Thank you!' in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union boss. The union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, 'Thank you!' The union boss once again, loudly orders drinks for, everyone except the Republican. As before, this doesn't seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, 'Thank you!' The union boss asks the bartender, 'What the heck is the matter, with that Republican? I have ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly ass does, is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?'

'Nope,' replies the bartender. 'He owns the place.'
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Monday, 30. January 2017 06:49 PM  Write a comment

I've done the research, here is a strange, but richly.
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Southern Command 
Tuesday, 10. January 2017 03:14 AM  Write a comment

Southern Command had the great honor of hosting some of our best friends from our northern outpost on Lake Lucerne. Bucky and Candy stopped by on their way thru to the Keys. We enjoyed a log cutter breakfast and homemade maple syrup from Meg and Andy.
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Southern Command 
Sunday, 1. January 2017 02:56 AM  Write a comment

Happy New Year everyone!! It was a great 2016. Hoping that 2017 is as good.
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Southern Command 
Sunday, 18. December 2016 04:01 AM  Write a comment

-2 in Crandon, +87 at Southern Command. Grilling Johnsonville brats and smoked sausages at halftime. Go Packers!! - Grandma & Grandpa Maloney, Moose and Eddie arrive this week. Laken and Gunner can't wait.
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Cupcakes live here too! 
Wednesday, 7. December 2016 06:39 AM  Write a comment

Dear College (and adult) Cupcakes:

America has watched for the last year or so, as our nation’s universities have been consumed by a new strain of left wing totalitarianism that has all the traits of the haunting Marxist dictatorships of the past.

Free thought and expression and discussion are disappearing from college campuses and being replaced by behavior and lexicons out of 1984.

In the greatest arenas of free speech across this land, you shriek and howl and cry and stamp your feet like two year olds when someone disagrees with you.

You have mental meltdowns when reading passages from the world’s greatest literature that somehow offend you in every conceivable way, shape or form.

You feel oppressed and terrorized when viewing someone in a Halloween costume that you dislike.

You are triggered by opposing views from Presidential candidates, who do nothing more than say things that you may disagree with.

When triggered by every imaginable word, phrase and action on this planet, you find it necessary to retreat to so-called safe spaces, where you will be further coddled by counselors, Play Doh and Bubble Guppy videos. Like raving martinets, you accuse anyone you disagree with of being a racist, a rapist, a sexist or any other derogatory term you can create to soothe your tender and warped psyches.

You have been told for your whole lives how special you are and these fantastical words have been reinforced by the ridiculous behavior of helicopter parents and idiotic teachers who found it necessary to control every facet of your lives and ensure that each of you precious little snowflakes received a trophy, even though many of you only deserved a kick in the behind.

Your latest irrational tirades concern the election of PRESIDENT-ELECT TRUMP. Inspired by the lunatic behavior of your socialist professors, you are the laughing stock of the rest of the country as you hold cry-ins, need therapy dogs and hide under the covers in your dorm rooms because a man was elected President.

Recently we celebrated Veterans Day, when we honor those who served, which I have no doubt none of you ever have. The nation particularly honors our combat veterans who drained deep the chalice of courage and who fought against real racists, like the Nazis; real boogeymen like the Imperial Japanese Army, the Chinese, Victor Charlie, the Republican Guard and the Taliban.

Today, at this very moment, as you tearfully meltdown because Donald Trump is our next President, our current military is in harm’s way in Mosul, fighting real sexists who call themselves ISIS.

King George, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Ho Chi Minh, Saddam, these were real threats, some of the greatest madmen the world had ever seen and our veterans fought and defeated them in hot and cold wars.

Our veterans, men and women, many of whom were your age at the time they served, never had the luxury to wallow in self-pity over imagined nonsense and monsters.

Their threats weren’t created in the hallowed ivory towers of Harvard Yard. Their threats were created in the British Parliament, in Bavarian beer halls, in jungle outposts and jettisoned across the globe to cause havoc and death. The only thing that stopped them, the only thing that prevented the world from descending into darkness was the US military and our veterans.

There were no safe spaces on Iwo Jima or Omaha Beach. There were no cry ins on Bunker Hill or at the Frozen Chosin. There were no counselors in the Drang Valley or at Khe Sanh. There was no time to protest imaginary enemies at Fallujah. The enemies were real and were doing their damnedest to kill Americans and destroy our way of life.

As I stated, our enemies were fighting against Americans who were mainly your age. I and many Americans have serious doubts that you aggrieved marshmallows could rise to the occasion and fight anyone, much less the Redcoats or the Waffen SS.

How and why America has gotten to a point where being a wimp is looked upon as normal behavior for young people is the subject of another article and a disgrace in itself.

Instead of claiming half the nation is racist for voting for Donald Trump, you precious little snowflakes might want to get off your asses and read about men who overcame real prejudice and racism and fought for their country; like the Tuskegee Airmen.

Instead of being offended by words in books, you precious little cupcakes might want to step out of your safe spaces and read about American matadors at places like Trenton, the Wheatfield, Seminary Ridge, the Meuse-Argonne, the Bulge, New Guinea, 73 Easting and Tal Afar.

As for the election, get used to saying President Trump.

Suck it up buttercups. ❄
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